Facebook Friend… or Foe?

Earlier today, I realised that two of my Facebook friends had gone to the trouble of de-friending me… and I felt absolutely crushed.  It felt like I was back at school, being excluded from the groovy gang all over again.

I spent the next hour biting my nails down to the bone as I tormented myself with what I could possibly have done to upset them so badly that they didn’t even want to be friends with me on Facebook!  Surely, being removed from Facebook is the highest insult to your history with a person that there can possibly be?  And therein was the problem.  I was making it too personal and taking it way too personally.

The truth is that the real ‘friendships’ had been allowed to fizzle out a long time ago.  If we weren’t all connected on Facebook, I might not have given a rats arse about ‘what’s on their mind’ and there would have been no harsh ‘de-friending’ to deal with, we would have simply all gone our seperate ways and that would have been that.  No drama.  The final nail in the friendship coffin came when they pressed the remove button and although it stung initially, maybe I had simply been using Facebook incorrectly all along.

I found unexpected relief in Anna, who shrugged and told me that a friend cull is not uncommon.  She explained how people use Facebook differently and like to keep their social networks tidy.  A lot of people use LinkedIn, for example, for work colleagues, Facebook for their closest friends and Twitter for a little bit of both.

Still new to this, I had no idea that it was perfectly acceptable to defriend Joe Bloggs from School who I don’t really remember anyway and who gives me the creeps a little bit.  The same for all those friends who update their status 20 times a day and clog up my news feed.

If I had been smarter, or braver, I could have culled my own friends list months ago and beaten them to the punch.

Only, these two particular friends probably would have made the cut.  Maybe that’s the harshest part of all.


  1. Grenglish
    April 12, 2011 / 8:58 PM

    and you Noo xxx

  2. Grenglish
    April 12, 2011 / 9:15 PM

    Fanks… sniff sniff

  3. Noo
    April 12, 2011 / 8:30 PM

    I still love you Smudger xxx

  4. Lindsay Owen
    April 12, 2011 / 9:11 PM

    i de-friended you earlier today, but now feel bad so will re-friend you again.

    AS IF! you will always make my cut, sweedie. love you x

  5. St. Murphy
    April 13, 2011 / 1:15 AM

    Cull me and Zachy gets kidnapped to live in Oz!

  6. Sarah Derrig
    April 13, 2011 / 7:08 AM

    Ahh the dreaded cull! That happened to me when we left Abu Dhabi our plane had barely touched down in Doha and two women I knew in Abu Dhabi had already culled me! I was so mortified but then I thought I would never have kept in contact with them anyway as so happens in the expat world but hated the fact they beat me to it! What I do like about Facebook is rekindling friendships from your past – I’m now friends with a girl I went to school with that I haven’t spoken to since our last day of school and now we have become great friends through FB and even caught up last time I was in Sydney so there is some good that comes out of it! xxx

  7. Grenglish
    April 13, 2011 / 8:09 AM

    Have any of you ever done a friends cull? For the record, I would never cull any of you!
    Palmie – I agree, FB has been brilliant for rekindling friendships and for staying in touch with you and my other lovely friends who have moved overseas. I think because I had never thought of doing a cull myself, I was just mortified! I’m not taking it personally though, people move on that’s it. It is what it is! xxx

    • Sarah Derrig
      April 14, 2011 / 6:29 AM

      I’ve never culled – I think about how I felt being culled even though really I didn’t give a rats ass about those women!

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