I can’t think of anything to write about this week. I’ve been sitting here for ages, well since In the Night Garden came on, trying to think of one tiny little anecdote to tell you that wasn’t about:
a. My tongue burn (still not healed, leading me to re-think my original diagnosis… Also, word of warning – do not EVER google tongue burn images)
I was going to tell you about:
a. My totally AMARZING delivery of Lego DUPLO that I won in a competition at Cybermummy (but… see above)
b. My totally AMAZEBALLS Swag bag win on Twitter from In The Powder Room (but I haven’t received it yet, and I’m not really sure what it even is…)
c. My dad’s flip-flops with built-in bottle opener
d. Bring your kids to work day. Actually, it wasn’t really but as Zee’s nanny had arranged a playdate in Hyde Park, I suggested they swing past my office first (and dangled a big fat FREE PARKING carrot in her face) so I could show off the little squirrel monkey to the girls in my office. They loved him, he had just woken up so was lovely and cuddly… and quiet and well-behaved… he then went off to the park, played in the fountain and ate ice-cream while I sat miserably at my desk fending off another attack of the working mother guilts.
e. A text message from my sister that said: “Brad Pitt is much hotter in the flesh” (but who would want to hear more about that, right?!)
So, there you have it. I am all blogged out with nowhere to go. And, my tongue still hurts 🙁
What’s in a SWAG bag?