Toilet Humour
The A-Team welcomed their second baby into the world over Christmas. He is totally gorgeous and after a bit of a tough start in the neonatal unit for 11-days, he is now home with his…
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A New Obsession
Regular readers of this blog will remember that my 3-year old has a bit of an obsession with all things Toy Story. Over the past few months, he has built up quite the collection of…
New Year’s Eve
For as much I love Christmas and all the build up of festivities to the big day, I am completely indifferent to New Year’s Eve. Always have been. When I was much younger, I might…
Smartie Rice
One of the presents the Greek God(zilla) received on his birthday, was a curry starter kit. He has always fancied himself as a bit of a Masterchef in the kitchen and is not afraid to…
The Hangover
They came downstairs one by one, rubbing their tired bleary eyes and gasping for water. The kitchen reeked of red wine and there was broken glass all over the floor. I had already seen my…
I Do Not Have Time To Blog Today
I do not have time to blog today. I have a stolen a quick 5-minutes now while the Greek God(zilla) has popped out to buy more icing for the Griwi’s birthday cake. Oh the pressure!…
A Good Morning
The Greek God(zilla)’s alarm goes off at 6am every morning. He snoozes for 30-minutes while I respond firstly to Zachy’s call of nature and then to my own. By 6.30am, we are all up. The…
Stayin’ Alive
Do you remember the brilliant British Heart Foundation TV commercial where Vinnie Jones performs hands-only CPR to the beat of Stayin’ Alive? Well, thanks to Vinnie, 28 lives have been saved because someone saw that…
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
The local neighbourhood cats have taken to using our garden as a public lavatory. It is driving the Greek God(zilla) insane. He was out there again this weekend, turning over the gravel on the pathway…
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
So, Bella is a vampire. The first thing she sees when she opens her vampire red eyes is her husband, Edward. She is looking remarkably well for someone who just 2 days ago gave birth,…
Dirty Secret
We have a cleaner. She comes to our house every other Wednesday morning while we are out at work and cleans from top to bottom. She scrubs the bath, the toilet, the fridge, the oven, the…
Merry Christmas
The Greek Godzilla and I do not have many things we love in common. Seriously, we don’t. Our shared loves include our son (natch), the Greek Godzilla (obvs), red wine, carpet picnics, LOST, Gold by…
