Big Booby

There is a very good reason why you should never pop to M&S in your lunch hour to pick up new undies and that reason is that while you are standing in the queue holding your massive-post-baby-no-vpl knickers and seamfree-flesh-coloured-bra/boob hammock, you will undoubtedly turn around to find a work colleague shifting uncomfortably in the queue behind you.

7 Comments

  1. Circus Queen
    April 20, 2011 / 3:37 PM

    Boob hammock – love it. Seems like an apt term for my bra right about now.

    • Grenglish
      Author
      April 20, 2011 / 3:43 PM

      Mine are two sizes bigger now than before I was pregnant! They just didn’t go down again after I had Zachy… can’t bear to think of what will happen if I get pregnant again! Will be like carrying two airbags around with me 😉

  2. janeblackmore
    April 20, 2011 / 8:53 PM

    Love it that is such a thing i would do!

    • Grenglish
      Author
      April 21, 2011 / 9:33 AM

      MORTIFIED.

  3. theprgeek
    May 3, 2011 / 1:08 PM

    This post made my afternoon. Can’t stop giggling about it. LOL!

    • Grenglish
      Author
      May 3, 2011 / 1:11 PM

      hehehe

  4. May 15, 2011 / 1:02 PM

    Hello, I hopped over to your site from mixx. It’s not something I would normally read, but I loved your thoughts on it. Thank you for making a piece worth reading!

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