All posts tagged: toilet humour

“You’re a stinky poo-poo head”

“You’re a stinky poo-poo head” my 3-year old said to me this morning before dissolving into a fit of giggles. “I’m going to do a pop on your lap!” he howled out loud as I attempted to manoeuvre him into his underpants, one leg at a time. “Smell my bum” he laughed after he actually did. “Are we going to have poo for breakfast?” he added cheekily as we made our way downstairs. “It’s Peppa Poo!” he pointed out to me as we passed his collection of Peppa Pig sticker books. “I need a poo” he announced conveniently, just as we were about to leave the house. There is so much talk of poo in my house at the moment that I have been forced to create rules around the appropriate use of the word.  Like, no poo talk at the dinner table; no poo talk in front of strangers; and absolutely no shouting out of “Mummy are you doing a big stinky poo” when we are visiting a friend’s house (again). When Zachy and his cousin get together, the …

Toilet Humour

The A-Team welcomed their second baby into the world over Christmas. He is totally gorgeous and after a bit of a tough start in the neonatal unit for 11-days, he is now home with his new family and doing really well. I took Zachy over to meet his new cousin when they arrived home, but he was much more interested in playing with his old one. They are such a great age for playing together now and chat away to each other like two old men.  They also think they are hilarious and take it in turns to make the other laugh. This stage is much easier on us grown-ups.  Very little interaction was required from us at all!  In fact, if it had been slightly later in the day and I did not have to drive us home, I might have even suggested we crack open a bottle of wine. It was that kind of a relaxing day… although my sister with her newborn baby might not have been feeling quite as relaxed as …