All posts tagged: poo

“You’re a stinky poo-poo head”

“You’re a stinky poo-poo head” my 3-year old said to me this morning before dissolving into a fit of giggles. “I’m going to do a pop on your lap!” he howled out loud as I attempted to manoeuvre him into his underpants, one leg at a time. “Smell my bum” he laughed after he actually did. “Are we going to have poo for breakfast?” he added cheekily as we made our way downstairs. “It’s Peppa Poo!” he pointed out to me as we passed his collection of Peppa Pig sticker books. “I need a poo” he announced conveniently, just as we were about to leave the house. There is so much talk of poo in my house at the moment that I have been forced to create rules around the appropriate use of the word.  Like, no poo talk at the dinner table; no poo talk in front of strangers; and absolutely no shouting out of “Mummy are you doing a big stinky poo” when we are visiting a friend’s house (again). When Zachy and his cousin get together, the …

Adventures in potty training (a glimpse)

Yesterday, Richmond Mummy and I took part in the BritMums Guest Post Match-up.  It was brilliant fun and thank you all for giving RM such a big fat Grenglish welcome. I lowered the tone a bit over at Richmond Mummy with a guest post about poo!  Well, about Zachy’s poo to be precise so that’s still quite cute, right?  Even when it is halfway up his leg… You can read the full post here.